Sunday, November 13, 2005

Why do maids change like Defence Against The Dark Arts teachers?

So far, I have got 4 maids since I was 13 and this current one marks the 5th.

What went wrong:

1st maid - Too lazy, kids went to school, she slept at home and chores left undone. So lazy that she actually gained weight while the rest of us lost.

2nd maid - FREAKING DEAF. We'll call her name one thousand times, still no reply. Mother of a earwax. We got so impatient with her that everyone started to call her rude names. And whats up with talking so freaking loudly? Is Indonesian really a language for the obnoxious?

3rd maid - Super good, super fast, super cute, super cool. She listens to Linkin Park and connects well with the young (meaning my siblings and I). Problem is, she was a young, liberal woman with no commitment and no marriage, so she missed her family too much, got home sick and sent off back to her mainland.

4th maid - Wah this one, damn shiok. No words can describe her. She's good, so-so and alright with work. But why does she communicate with the cats? Ok, maybe things get pretty quiet around the house when we're all out. However, thats no reason for the money we saved in our house to suddenly vanished, is there? Nobody else is in the house except her. Who else to blame? Plus all those rumours about her doing black magic. I know I read Harry Potter lah but there's no need to freak people out unnecessarily. Seriously man.

5th maid (the current) - Loves to look at a guy in a certain way? Flirtatious? Maybe. But she sure knows how to hide it well. No vocals, just her eyes roaming is pretty obvious. Why does she only want to MENYELET (means squeeze herself in between) someone who is totally out of her league? Someone who has no absolute interest in her, someone who hates this type of people, SOMEONE WHO HATES HER.

Please, buck up and realise that you come here to work and earn money. I know you have University qualifications and its hard to find proper jobs at your own country. But there is not a reason for you to fuck up people's lives here. Realise your place.
We're nice poeple who respect every human being and treat them equally. So don't take advantage of this nicenessss cos it can, and will, turn to nastiness if you don't watch your back.

Note that we don't treat you like slaves so consider yourself lucky.

Sunday, November 13, 2005 N